I didn't tell her my next stop was the liquor store

HEB cashier: (as she is scanning an 18-pack of Coors Light, a 6-pack of Miller Lite and a bottle of wine) "Oh, are you having a party?"

Me: (trying not to laugh and say 'bless your heart') "No. I'm hoping this lasts us a week. A party with our friends would require A LOT more alcohol than that!"